Level 0: You're just a regular guy, not much happening.
Level 1: Your cat's hairball is getting in the way.
Level 2: Someone took your last donut.
Level 3: Your favorite video game is being remade into a movie.
Level 4: You're running low on ramen noodles.
Level 5: Someone used your last roll of toilet paper without asking.
Level 6: Your favorite memes are being remixed into elevator music.
Level 7: You just spilled coffee on your shirt.
Go to Level 9: The Inconceivable
Go to Level 10: The Unfathomable
Level 8: The Apocalypse: Your cat is judging you for eating Cheetos.
Level 9: The Inconceivable: Someone took the last slice of pizza.
Level 10: The Unfathomable: Your favorite YouTube video got taken down by copyright.